Privacy Policy

I know. Privacy policies usually sound like something written by a sleep-deprived lawyer buried in paperwork. But hang tight — this one won’t make your eyes glaze over like old mashed potatoes.

Let me answer what you came for right up front: We don’t snoop on you like creepers. We collect only what we need to keep the website running smoothly, send you updates if you ask for them, and make sure your experience here doesn’t feel like stepping into a tech swamp.

I’m just like you. I get annoyed when websites secretly track me or shove my inbox full of emails I didn’t sign up for. So I kept things honest and simple here — no tricks, no funny business, just straight-up transparency.

What I Collect (and What I Don’t)

When you visit captain d’s menu website, some basic stuff gets collected automatically — like your browser type, which pages you click, and how long you hang around. Why? Because the internet’s like a giant coffee shop and we like to know who’s walking in and what they’re ordering (metaphorically, of course).

What I might collect:

  • Your email address (only if you give it to me)
  • The pages you check out
  • The time you spend here
  • Your IP address (yep, every website does that)
  • The kind of device you’re using (phone? tablet? toaster?)

And that’s it. I don’t ask for your name, birthday, location, or credit card number. Honestly, I wouldn’t even know what to do with it.

Cookies: Not the Chocolate Chip Kind

Okay, real talk — this site uses cookies. But not the tasty kind that melts in your mouth; these are little data files your browser saves so the website remembers your preferences. Like whether you like light or dark mode or what pages you’ve looked at.

You can block cookies if you want. Just fiddle around in your browser settings. But don’t blame me if the site gets a little weird afterward.

Why I Collect Info (I Swear It’s Nothing Shady)

Alright, let me tell you straight — I only collect info for:

  • Make sure the site doesn’t crash randomly
  • Seeing what people like (so I can keep more of it)
  • Emailing you if you gave me your email
  • Keeping the site safe from spam bots and sketchy visitors

And yeah, sometimes a third-party tool helps out — like analytics tools that show me traffic or email services that send you a coupon or menu update. But they don’t get to party with your info like it’s Black Friday. Everything stays locked down.

Sharing Your Info (Spoiler: I Don’t)

I don’t sell your data. Not for a buck, not for a million bucks (though wow, if anyone offered that, I’d probably just quit and open a food truck instead).

The only time your info gets shared is:

  • With trusted tools helping me run the site (like hosting and email stuff)
  • If the law says I absolutely have to (think: police with a court order, not your nosy neighbor)
  • If I ever sell the site (doubt it), the new owner has to follow this same privacy policy

So, nope, no shady data deals are happening here.

Keeping It Safe

Look, nothing online is ever 100% secure — unless you live in a cave with no Wi-Fi. But I do my best to keep your data safe with good hosting, clean code and updated security settings.

If something ever goes wrong, I’ll be the first to tell you. No sweeping it under the rug.

Kids, Don’t Try This at Home

This site isn’t meant for anyone under 13. If you’re a kid reading this — first of all, wow, I’m impressed. But no, I don’t collect your info, and if somehow I do, it gets deleted ASAP. Parents, you can always contact me if you’ve got questions.

You’re in Control

Want to delete your info? No problem.

Just shoot me an email, and I’ll make it happen faster than a soft-serve machine on a hot day.

You can also:

  • Ask what data I’ve got on you
  • Update your info
  • Unsubscribe from emails (there’s always a link at the bottom)

Sometimes Things Change

Policies get updated now and then, especially if I add new features or change something techy in the background.

I’ll post the new policy here and pop up a notice on the site so you’re not caught off guard. Always check this page if you’re curious (or bored).

Got Questions?

You’re not just a random visitor. You’re a guest here, and I treat you like one.

So if something confuses you, bugs you, or you’re just not sure, send me a message. I promise I’ll reply without using big words or corporate mumbo-jumbo.

Email me at: hello@captaindsmenu.com

That’s it. You made it to the end. And if you actually read this whole privacy policy, you deserve a cookie — the real kind, not the browser one.

Stay safe, browse happy, and enjoy the menu.